1. Use the name "player" 2. Always use the Heavy Weapons Guy 3. Never use grenades and think that people who do use them are "cheap" 4. You run straight at your target. No strafing, jumping, or ducking. Nothing. 5. You are a sniper and have a ping of 600 7. You insult enemy snipers and call them cheaters because they get one-hit-kills on you.
8. Every time you play, you stand in the respawn room for ten minutes looking around in "awe". 9. You get frustrated because the red team members never die, but you're still happy the blue ones do, yet the red ones never shoot you either, yet they still wont die as you unload 500 bullets from your Assault Gun. 10. You're a scout and you decide to guard the flag room 11. You don't understand what happened to the medic you chased into the elevator shaft in 2fort. 12. You feign death as a spy infront of half the enemy team - and don't understand why they found you out. 13. You play defensive scout. 14. You try to take out SGs with conc grenades. 15. You don't know what SG stands for. 15.
You wonder how those medics can fly. 16. In Rock2 you take the enemy key to your own gas chamber and wonder why you don't "win". 17. You're afraid to go into the water 18. When you overcome your fear of water, you become a Pyro and patrol the waterways. 18. You think "Newbie" is your real name cause youve been called it so much. 19. When you try to take out a sniper who is aiming at you, you run straight at him. 20. You run back and fou
rth between bases because you keep thinking you gt turned around somewhere and ended up back at your own base. 21. You refuse to call the classes by their real names, hence "Big Muscle Guy" "Speedster" "Annoying guy that looks like a doctor who givs me gas masks" and so on... I'll update some more when I feel like it.
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